[ it's johnny! and he's sitting on the floor of what is obviously gwen's apartment in his boxers and a sweater, with clothes scattered all over the floor around him. he looks disgruntled. ]

Gwen, did you take my black jeans again?

[ johnny storm: shameless in every incarnation. ]

[ the video just opens on johnny laughing. in the background christina aguilera’s genie in a bottle is blaring, so loudly that what johnny says is almost indecipherable. he’s laughing so hard he’s actually wheezing into the comm. ]

Oh god, do the spin again, come on, the people need to see tha--

[ he was probably going to say something else but ( Read more... )

[ oh look, it's johnny, covered in soot and dirt. and he's crying, gross, gut-wrenching sobs like he's been ripped apart from the inside out. his palm is half over the lens, and he says, "shit, shit," before making that gasping, sniffling sound people always make when they try to force themself to stop crying. the comm makes an ominous grinding ( Read more... )

[ sent straight to your communicators from the Jessica Drew comm, it’s clicked onto video and there’s a Johnny Storm lying upside on the couch, with a de-racooned eyes Gwen sitting by him, painting her nails. Jess is holding the communicator and therefore, off camera, and it’s obvious the three of them are in Gwen’s apartment ( Read more... )

classes are so boring guys

someone talk to me. i'm dying here.

[ johnny's in boston! the riot is over, and johnny's standing in the street, which is still pretty trashed, holding a charred foam finger and wearing a red sox baseball cap. and drinking a 7UP. he's got some pretty awesome bruises blossoming on his face, but apart from that, he's all in one piece. best superhero ever. ]Hey, the riots are over. ( Read more... )

[ so the video clicks on to just a lot of blonde hair. a lot of blonde hair. that's jessica wakefield. in the bottom of the lens, luffy's straw hat can be seen, and jessica drew's forehead. she picks up the camera, and the network is treated to a glimpse of luffy, wearing this, and jess sitting in the bathtub. ]Look, I wanna see it before you turn ( Read more... )

[ The video opens on the sky, where Johnny has lovingly written "JESS WILL YOU GO TO PROM WITH ME?" in giant letters. Good thing he has a lot of sky to work with. The comm shakes and fumbles around until Johnny's face is in view, letters behind him. He is grinning like a boss. ]

What do you say, Jess? Yes?

[ Johnny has literally just tumbled out of his robot. He is so souped on life right now that he doesn't even care that he didn't win. His hair's an absolute mess and he's beaming at the camera. Honestly beaming. ]

Did you guys see how totally fucking awesome that was? I almost had Trowa right there, almost.Next time, man, next time ( Read more... )

[ The entire time Johnny's speaking, he's punching buttons on his comm. So this whole monologue is punctuated with beeps and clicks. ]So you guys needed a hero? Well, you’ve definitely come to the right place. Johnny Storm, Human Torch, at your service. Now, point me at whatever is it you need set on fire, melted, or drop-kicked into the next ( Read more... )